burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch